FREE BRAND TEARDOWN · GRÜNS

How Grüns built a $500M+ marketing machine, mapped end to end

We pulled apart Grüns' entire ecosystem: around 800 live ads, 26+ owned front doors, the daily email engine and the three concepts that carry the account. Yours free.

  • The full funnel on one map, from first click to repeat purchase
  • The three winning concepts broken down, with why each works
  • Five specific moves you can lift into your own brand this week

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FREE · 40+ PAGES
What's included

Everything that powers a nine-figure DTC brand, in one document

01

~800 live ads, mapped

Every angle and format pulled from the ad library and sorted by what it is actually doing in the funnel.

02

Full funnel architecture

Paid, organic, owned and email laid out as one system, from first click to repeat purchase.

03

The 3 winning concepts

The three angles that carry the whole account, each broken down so you can see why it works.

04

Five moves to steal

The specific, copyable plays you can apply to your own brand without an eight-figure budget.

~800

live ads pulled apart

26+

owned front doors mapped

3

concepts carry the account

Free

no cost, no catch

A look inside

This is not a blog post. It's the real teardown.

A few of the actual slides waiting for you inside the document.

Slide 09 · The map
The whole ecosystem on one slide
Paid creates the demand. Shelves and email harvest it.
PAIDORGANICOWNEDEMAILRETAIL
Slide 14 · Paid engine
~800 live ads, sorted by intent
One gummy, sold at every level of awareness.
AWARENESSCONSIDERATIONDECISION
Slide 21 · Concepts
The three concepts that carry the account
Each one is a persona, an angle and an offer.
01 GLP-1 COMPANION02 GUT-HEALTH GIRLIE03 CELEBRITY SWITCH
Slide 27 · Email
Every day at 7pm, a different door
The 4-day conversion blitz, read block by block.
DAY 1DAY 2DAY 3DAY 4